Curse

Bane of Worlds · Oct 07, 2006, 08:04 PM // 20:04

*opens the mystery box*
*sips beer*

Opeth11 · Oct 07, 2006, 08:06 PM // 20:06

You recieve a bot!

He will harass your guild mates in chinese!

Bane of Worlds · Oct 07, 2006, 08:12 PM // 20:12

*watches as my guildmates are being tormented by a bot*
*sips dwarven ale*
*sends Bender to do some bending...*

Opeth11 · Oct 07, 2006, 08:14 PM // 20:14

*sends a botter to do some botting*
*sells gold on ebay*
*buys a new computer*
*gets Neverwinter Nights 2*
*plays House of the Dead*

metalicagrl · Oct 07, 2006, 11:47 PM // 23:47

*wakes up from nap*
*mixes coffee with beer*
*sips beer and coffee mix*
*wonders, "why is there a robot harassing people in chinese???"*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 08, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20

Ah that's because some Chinese nerd must have been bored and decided to terrorise the world, don't mind the bot though, you might end up learning from it somehow...

metalicagrl · Oct 08, 2006, 12:30 AM // 00:30

*wonders, "why is there someone who can read what I'm saying in mind?"*
*sips beer*
*thinks, "uh oh, i better not wonder about the guy who i left half dead in the ditch. la la la la"*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 08, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Eats robot.
Gets toothache.
Ponders how to prevent having to eat more robots.
Hmmm... Ah!
Eats China.
Sips beer.

LadyNilene · Oct 08, 2006, 02:27 AM // 02:27

*runs in a with an active chainsaw waving it around overhead, only to cut off a piece of wood and have it fall on head Scary Movie 3 style* lol

Opeth11 · Oct 08, 2006, 07:40 AM // 07:40

*runs with scissors*

extra bacon · Oct 08, 2006, 07:43 AM // 07:43

*trips opeth*
*watches him fall on scissors*
O_O

Opeth11 · Oct 08, 2006, 07:44 AM // 07:44

*pokes a hole in the floor*

Hm.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 08, 2006, 03:20 PM // 15:20

Rams scissors through Opeth's eye into his brain.
Sips beer.

LadyNilene · Oct 08, 2006, 04:57 PM // 16:57

*walks out crab style and falls down a flight of stairs and rolls out of the door scary movie 4 style*

Evenstar · Oct 08, 2006, 05:19 PM // 17:19

*sits in the corner and watches how ppl are making fun of themselves*
*sets curtains on fire*
*watches the curtain burn*
*drinks ale*

Warrior Of The Toon · Oct 08, 2006, 05:49 PM // 17:49

*wraps even in the curtains*
*burns hands in doing so*
*bathes them in keg of beer*
*sets beer alight*
*realises he's made a mistake*

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 01:00 AM // 01:00

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*stops running*
*sits down*
"Ok seriously, stop the boat i want off..."

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 09, 2006, 01:55 AM // 01:55

Duct tapes pwnd to a chair.
Duct tapes pwnd's mouth shut.
Spins pwnd in circles very fast.
Pulls out needle to poke hopes in the duct tape over pwnd's mouth.
Eat barf cannon!
Drives needle into duct tape over pwnd's mouth.
Sprays everyone in the bar with pwnd-vomit.
Throws pwnd at Warrior.
Cackles maniacally.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Oct 09, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57

*stands up*
*falls down*
*gets up*
*falls down*
*rinse and repeat*
*finally gets up*
*staggers to bar*
*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 09, 2006, 02:02 AM // 02:02

*Sips beer*
*Stands up on bar*
"Everyone I'd like to give a rousing speech. I'll wait for you to settle down"
*Waits*
"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"